![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:03 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
EXPLAIN YOURSELF SOCIETY
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:06 |
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drink wata bra!
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:07 |
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It says what it is on the label sooo...... read it? Maybe?
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:07 |
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I have green tea-flavored water.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:07 |
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It’s this ONE WEIRD TRICK that’ll help you loose 21 lbs in 21 days!
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:08 |
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IT SAYS JALAPENOS IN SMALL PRINT ON THE BACK WHO THE FUCK WOULD MIX WATERMELONS WITH JALAPENOS
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:10 |
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Dude it has a photo of a jalapeno on the label. Just mix it with some milk and it will be fine.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:10 |
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ME. ME WOULD MIX WATERMELON WITH JALEPENOS.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:12 |
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I think we can fit a few more stereotypes into the bottle.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:12 |
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They need to call it Oddwalla.................or even Weirdwalla.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:13 |
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Soooo, you’re drinking green tea?
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:15 |
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If you’re actually drinking it, RIP HondaBro
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:15 |
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We got some jalapeño limeade at Trader Joe’s. It was utterly horrible. But everything has to be extreme™ and edgy™ these days. So you’re going to be seeing more and more of these idiotic pairings.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:15 |
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Remind me never to attend one of your keggers.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:16 |
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Come to Scoob’s ice cream social.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:18 |
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“Non GMO” total bs marketing
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:19 |
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society probably wants you to give up
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:19 |
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Meanwhile drinking beverages with phosphoric acid is totally normal.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:19 |
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Cucumbers and watermelon are apparently a thing, and when you really think about it jalapenos are just spicy cucumbers anyways.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:20 |
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You can almost travel there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oddevall
Or Uddevalla, if you want something bigger and Swedish.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:20 |
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It says Hotter melon too sooo idk what you expected. There’s also jalapenos in the image.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:20 |
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Literally bone hurting juice.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:21 |
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I just thought that was some trendy name they gave it.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:22 |
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:)
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:27 |
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![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:35 |
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how in the hell is a jalapeño supposed to quench ones thirst? I say it would have the opposite effect...
![]() 09/19/2017 at 11:39 |
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It says quencher. I like my jalapeños, but why would you gulp something with capsaicin to quench a thirst?
09/19/2017 at 11:48 |
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I do; Fire and Ice Salsa is amazing.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 12:21 |
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I like how ambiguous it is: “Flavored beverage with other natural flavors”. It could be literally anything.
![]() 09/19/2017 at 12:41 |
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There is also a picture a a jalapeno on the front.